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16. The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this ... (Health, Have, That, They, Will, Experimentation, Their, Place, They, Given)	< Vote >
17. A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, a... (Lawyer, Burglary, Tried, This, Client, Into, Window, Himself, Fail, Punish)	< Vote >
18. A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously surviv... (Lawyer, Down, Highway, Himself, Love, Into, Tree, Good, Drove, Cried)	< Vote >
19. What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats? A total waste of space! (What, Call, Full, Over, Cliff, With, Three, Empty, Total, Waste)	< Vote >
20. An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The at... (Attorney, Found, Himself, Heaven, Happy, With, Peter, Told, That, Only)	< Vote >

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