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11. Why does the Bar prohibit lawyers from having sex with their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service. (Prohibit, From, With, Their, Prevent, Being, Twice, Same, Service)	< Vote >
12. A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phon... (Young, Lawyer, Private, Practice, Very, Anxious, Impress, Potential, When, First)	< Vote >
13. Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? A: A lobotomy. (What, Friend, From, School, Lobotomy)	< Vote >
14. An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnite, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, ... (Attorney, Governor, Just, That, Talk, Utmost, Urgency, Aide, Agreed, Wake)	< Vote >
15. An Amish man named Samuel was injured when a car at an intersection struck him and his horse. Samuel sued the driver of the car. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer: (Samuel, When, Struck, Horse, Court, Cross, Lawyer, Lawyer, Told, About)	< Vote >

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