1.
Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.
(What, Call, Honest, Lawyer) |
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2.
One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He
told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor,...
(Lawyer, When, Grass, Told, Stop, Poor, Afford, Thing, Said, Poor) |
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3.
After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney,
during her sentencing hearing said, "Mrs. Packard -- after you put the arsenic
in the stew and served it to you...
(Murder, Second, Degree, District, Attorney, During, Said, Packard, Arsenic, Stew) |
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4.
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
(What, Between, Lawyer, Take, Your, Jump) |
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5.
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
(What, Goose, Duck, Lawyer, Should, Stick, Bill) |
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