1.
What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
(What, Between, Dead, Skunk, Road, Lawyer, There, Skid, Marks, Front) |
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2.
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
(Know, Wire, Over, Penny) |
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3.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
(Tell, When, Lawyer, Lying) |
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4.
Humpty Dumpy, the tooth fairy, an old' drunk and an honest attorney are all
walking down the street together. Simultaneously, they each spot a one hundred
dollar bill lying on the sidewal...
(Humpty, Dumpy, Tooth, Fairy, Drunk, Honest, Attorney, Down, Street, Together) |
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5.
What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
(What, Between, Lawyer, Think) |
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