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16. Salesman says 'Can I speak to your father?'. Little boy whispers 'He's busy.' 'What is he doing?' 'Talking to the firemen.' Okay, can I speak to your mother?' Little boy wh... (Salesman, Speak, Your, Father, Little, Busy, What, Firemen, Okay, Mother)	< Vote >
17. Little Sidney was watching his mummy prepare the fish for dinner. She asks him, "Do you know what part of a fish weighs the most, darling?" "No," he replies. "It's the scales." (Little, Sidney, Mummy, Prepare, Fish, Know, What, Part, Most, Darling)	< Vote >
18. Three third graders are playing at recess. A white kid, Jimmy, an Italian kid, Joey, and a black kid, Tyrone. Jimmy says, "I'm bored, every day we come out at recess and do the same thing. Lets do ... (Three, Third, Recess, White, Jimmy, Italian, Joey, Black, Every, Come)	< Vote >
19. A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going. Th... (First, Grade, They, With, Their, Desk, Screen, Over, Read, What)	< Vote >
20. Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!" The second o... (Three, Were, Bragging, About, Their, First, Said, Father, Fast, Fire)	< Vote >

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