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1. Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together. (What, Tube, Glue, Other, Have, Stick, Together)	< Vote >
2. Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, "What's that Mommy?". A little embarrassed, she tells him that is her sponge.... (Little, Tommy, Into, Bathroom, Find, Mother, Bath, Bush, What, That)	< Vote >
3. "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled. "You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography (Look, Glum, Today, Young, Johnny, Have, Breakfast, Poor, Dear, Said)	< Vote >
4. Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I bu... (Three, Left, Home, Went, Their, Getting, Together, Christmas, They, Were)	< Vote >
5. A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!" Little ... (Grade, School, What, Their, Stood, Said, Doctor, Sarah, Father, Professor)	< Vote >

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