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1. How many little brothers does it take to change a light bulb? Three- one to hold onto the bulb and two to turn the ladder. (Many, Little, Take, Change, Light, Bulb, Three, Hold, Onto, Turn)	< Vote >
2. A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time just before Easter. The church lights were lowered and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.... (Mother, Took, Three, Year, Daughter, Church, First, Time, Just, Before)	< Vote >
3. One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!'' ''No. You had your chance.'' A m... (Night, Father, Sent, Five, Later, Glass, Water, Your, Chance, Minute)	< Vote >
4. A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very n... (Wise, Gentleman, Modest, Home, Near, Junior, High, School, Spent, First)	< Vote >
5. Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed,... (Three, Were, Plane, When, They, Drop, Stuff, Town, Over, Book)	< Vote >

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