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6. A man and his wife are out playing golf. They tee off and his drive goes to the right while her drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She gra... (Wife, Golf, They, Drive, Goes, Right, While, Left, Ball, Patch)	< Vote >
7. What do you call 100 cows in a field all masturbating? Beef Stroke-n-off (What, Call, Field, Beef, Stroke)	< Vote >
8. Where is the world's fastest chicken from? Ethiopia! (Where, World, Chicken, From, Ethiopia)	< Vote >
9. A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's m... (Into, With, Alligator, Side, Make, Deal, Open, This, Mouth, Place)	< Vote >
10. malamute x pointer = moot point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter. bull terrier x s*** = bulls**, a gregarious but unreliable breed. pointer x sette... (Moot, Point, Seem, Bull, Terrier, Gregarious, Breed, Christmas, Kerry, Blue)	< Vote >

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