31.
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other
hand, what would I have?
A bloody big cricket.
(Cricket, Ball, Hand, Another, Other, What, Would, Have, Bloody) |
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32.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
(What, Call, With, Come, Anyway) |
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33.
What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert?
....................Scewed
(What, Call, Monkey, Lost, Desert) |
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34.
Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
So they don't crap on the street during parades!
(Give, More, Than, They, Crap, Street, During) |
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35.
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: If they lived near the bay, they'd be baygels.
(Live, Near, They) |
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