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11.  
Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
A: To bankrupt the other side.

(Chicken, Representative, Cross, Road, Bankrupt, Other, Side)
 
 
 
 
 
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12.  
What did the thirsty whale do?
Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen

(What, Thirsty, Whale, Tail, Seamen)
 
 
 
 
 
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13.  
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers!

(Have, Because, They)
 
 
 
 
 
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14.  
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for
three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat
to a supply base in the south o...

(During, American, Soldier, Been, Front, Europe, Three, When, Given, Week)
 
 
 
 
 
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15.  
Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on
Friday.
How is that possible?

A: His horse was named Friday.

(Friday, Three, Then, That, Possible, Horse)
 
 
 
 
 
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