11. Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road? A: To bankrupt the other side. (Chicken, Representative, Cross, Road, Bankrupt, Other, Side) |
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12. What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen (What, Thirsty, Whale, Tail, Seamen) |
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13. Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers! (Have, Because, They) |
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14. During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south o... (During, American, Soldier, Been, Front, Europe, Three, When, Given, Week) |
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15. Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
A: His horse was named Friday. (Friday, Three, Then, That, Possible, Horse) |
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