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1.  
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched
hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his
psychic.

A frog telephones t...

(Psychic, Network, Have, Here, Story, Frog, With, Psychic, Told, Meet)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

(Cross, Road, Because, Stuck, Chicken, Bottom)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

(Chicken, Cross, Road, Twice, Because, Double)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  
Did you hear about the evil tuna?
Rumor has it he was rotten to the albacore.

(Hear, About, Evil, Tuna, Rotten, Albacore)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  
What do you have when you have two green balls in your
hand?
Kermit's undivided attention!

(What, Have, When, Green, Your, Hand, Kermit, Attention)
 
 
 
 
 
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