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1. Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet. (Make, Good, Because, They, Have, Left, Feet)	< Vote >
2. 1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the ... (Clean, Toilet, Amount, Shampoo, Water, Have, Both, Obtain, Soothe, While)	< Vote >
3. What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos! (What, Read)	< Vote >
4. A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middl... (Spain, Goes, Fancy, Restaurant, Around, Being, Dish, With, Gigantic, Middle)	< Vote >
5. A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like bronze statue of a rat. He asks the salesmen, "How much?" The salesman replied, "12 bucks for the rat and 100 bucks for th... (Into, Curio, Shop, Life, Like, Bronze, Statue, Salesmen, Much, Salesman)	< Vote >

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