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1. 1) Nice bible. 2) I would like to pray with you. 3) You know Jesus, me too. 4) God told me to come talk to you. 5) I know a church where we could go and talk. 6) How about a hug... (Nice, Bible, Would, Like, Pray, With, Know, Jesus, Told, Come)	< Vote >
2. A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door ... (Pastor, Into, Town, Went, Saturday, Visit, Well, Until, Came, House)	< Vote >
3. The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, ... (Blind, They, Were, Beginning, Each, Other, Said, Before, Further, Tell)	< Vote >
4. A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too ski... (Married, Couple, Terrible, Accident, Where, Woman, Face, Doctor, Told, Husband)	< Vote >
5. This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his fa... (This, Little, About, Grade, School, Play, Part, Went, Home, Tell)	< Vote >