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1. Yo mama so fat she gotta get baptized at seaworld.	< Vote >
2. What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? Walks home. (What, First, Thing, Sorority, Girl, Home)	< Vote >
3. Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first. (Ugly, When, Born, Fight, Broke, Delivery, Room, There, Brawl, Over)	< Vote >
4. A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for tw... (Lawyer, Rabbi, Hindu, Trouble, Countryside, Spend, Night, With, Said, There)	< Vote >
5. Ya mama so fat when her beeber goes off, people thought she backing up! (When, Goes, People, Thought)	< Vote >