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1. What's the difference between a broom and a fifteen-year old guy? Nothing! They're both always hard! (What, Between, Broom, Fifteen, Year, Nothing, They, Both, Always, Hard)	< Vote >
2. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it! (Make, Look, Good, Nipple)	< Vote >
3. Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said - ouch! Your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said - to be continued Your mama is so fat when she ste... (Your, When, Scale, Said, Ouch, Luck, Next, Time)	< Vote >
4. The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dyi... (Priest, Long, Journey, Into, Night, Said, Denounce, Devil, Little, Think)	< Vote >
5. You might be a redneck if you learned to drive in a monster truck! (Might, Redneck, Drive, Monster, Truck)	< Vote >