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1. After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. "But--where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him. <... (Many, Young, Jewish, Talmud, Student, Left, Country, America, Visit, Family)	< Vote >
2. "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashe... (Father, Water, Minute, Some, Right, Then, Threw, Away, Crutch, Then)	< Vote >
3. A five year old boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they passed the various asso... (Five, Year, With, Mother, Sunday, Take, First, Time, Life, They)	< Vote >
4. What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common? They are both made out of plastic and are dangerous for children to play with. (What, Michael, Jackson, Plastic, Have, Common, They, Both, Made, Dangerous)	< Vote >
5. What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba? One wears a tie. (What, Between, Lawyer, Amoeba)	< Vote >