Funsturbation

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1. Your mama is so fat. You have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. (Your, Have, Take, Train, Buses, Just, Good, Side)	< Vote >
2. Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created ... (Little, April, Best, Student, Sunday, School, Slept, Through, Class, While)	< Vote >
3. "Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?" "Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!" (Mommy, From, Space, That, True)	< Vote >
4. Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Little Johnny: I get up early. (Person, Make, Many, Stupid, Little, Johnny)	< Vote >
5. Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?" "Just stay in bed with me. He... (With, Husband, Sudden, They, Heard, Noise, Downstairs, Your, Home, What)	< Vote >